février 2012
jarvis-cockblocker:
Generic Pulp Song:
I shagged your mum Now I’m gonna shag your dad UHhhhhnnnnnnnnnn Let me touch your breasts And we’ll have consensual sex Uhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn Mamamamamamamamama
*high pitched squeal* Oh yeah!
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My brother knows racism before he's even 16. Fuck...
queerhairyvag:
Welp! That’s great! Gonna rant now! AS USUAL WHAT ELSE IS NEW
Before he was 8, things were fine and dandy and he’s a happy adorable snotrag!
He isin’t treated any differently and if he is, he’s too young to notice at the time.
He’s 10. He’s talented at creating animation and draws like a pro.
Early primary school; things are fine but he feels a little confused that he’s one...
i think if i had regina spektor’s appearance i would be a little bit happier with my life
i think i might be craving broccoli
who the fuck craves broccoli at half past 10
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i don’t like people much unless they live 482910293 miles away and cost me about £50 or more to see them for an hour
Lire la vidéohe looks so proud
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i found a mug in my room and there was still some coffee in it from yesterday so i heated it and it tastes a bit like what cyanide is supposed to taste like
goodbye everyone it’s been nice knowing you all etc
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teach me how to be happy
consumerism has failed to
i need classes
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i regret not doing well enough in french i could have moved to france by now and work part-time in a bakery and spend the rest of my life as an artist
bowielicious:
smoking is a really good way of making friends
there was an ad and someone wrote on it “don’t listen to the b(w)ankers, few rich make the masses poor. they’re lying to you”
i’ll try take a picture of it next time i see it ho hum
#5 tv dinner
namelessgeneration:
the revolution of this age
will not be one of agression
but one of boredom
a nation staring blankly from television screens
the camera lens
the quill of your children’s youth
these council house living rooms
and office cubicles
your prisons
walls of these cells decorated
with the pictures of your mtv heroes
i think if i continue smoking this much i might end up with janis joplin’s voice in about three years’ time
oh yes the music industry has been waiting for me
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#14 temporary
namelessgeneration:
today whisky
fills my stomach with the warmth
that mother’s breast milk
once gave me
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#e.e cummings cheated on his wife twice with prostitutes#js
the tags that ruined my life in less than 10 seconds
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#17
namelessgeneration:
tell me about yourself in quiet gasps and moans between kisses. your favourite beatle, your opinion on marxism, ginger or strawberry blonde. i want to assess your reactions, observe your body as it twitches and arches beneath my touches. hello, nice to meet you. did courtney kill kurt? how do you take your tea? i want to take you apart and find the pieces, the whirring...
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you know thigh muscles?
when someone’s straining them/sitting with one leg over another and they look somewhat defined and there’s like that line
yeah
i think that is lovely
“Love me with the same
intensity as you do the
canvas ‘neath your pen
and...”
– (via graciouswords)