décembre 2011
well actually i’m not convinced i’m the ugliest person on earth
there’s still Stephen Hawking.
but he’s smart and i don’t even have that so we see who’s the winner here
300lbteen:
what are you supposed to do if youre actually convinced that youre actually the ugliest person in the world not in a joking way and you can take photos where you look ok but then that makes it worse because you feel like you inherently deserve to look like the person in the photo even though it doesnt look like you and it never did what now
my mum’s draggin her feet and she’c an’t walk well omfg and now she’s going upstairs what if she falls i can’t carry her helP
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
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baileysprincess replied to your post: my mum had two sips of bailey’s and she’s drunk …
baileys!!!’
well it’s not baileys really it just tastes loek it
it’s irish meadow and it’s gogeus (and it’s cehaper)
my mum had two sips of bailey’s and she’s drunk
she can’t keep her eyes open oh my fucking god
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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help i’ve eaten half a block of cheese and a packetful of wheat bran crackers
sebmoran:
pantomime—horse:
how do i stop falling hopelessly in love with people on the internet it’s driving me insane
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we went out to buy champagne and i told my mum that i don’t like champagne so she bought irish meadow too!!!
and now i’m watching sky arts with her
not too bad i guess
courses i plan on taking after finishing my a levels:
philosophy
french
sewing
gardening ((do they even have classes idk))
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“i like your nipples, they’re like mature women’s nipples.”
conversations in my household #13832910
today i went out of the house and i forgot how to use my legs
they were walking in a weird direction i don’t think this is healthy
also i bought rolling tobacco and i think i might stop smoking because my rolling skills are nonexistent
i was wondering why brian cox smiles so much
then i realised he has a bangin face lift
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the reason i’ll never get married is because i can’t marry Brian Cox or Dylan Moran or Richey
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long unnecessary post
my name is fatima amin omran and i was born on the 5th of april 1995 at 11am or so my mum says. i hate my surname because it reminds me who i’m related to. i wear size 8/9 shoes and size 16-20 clothes. my voice is mediterranean and thick and it changes when i’m on the phone. i have a weird breathing pattern according to my sister. i have a birthmark on my left...
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